Tonight's episode is brought to you by the bastards who make the supposed vaccine that will kill thousands stupid enough to be brow beaten into submission by the surrounding sheep.
Are you surrounded by spineless peasants like this guy? My condolences and all the better reason for you to be carrying. If you know what I mean.
Who says the Covid Shot drives people mad and turns them into terminal assholes?
A former officer of the US Army encourages transgenders among the ranks and wishes he could re-enlist!
A spokesperson for the CDC says taking the Moderna Operating System should present no worries at all as he makes a public announcement.
This single parent living in a high crime neighborhood exhibits her alternative for family protection now since gun control laws have made a fire arm out of the question in her state!
This very rare reaction to the Pfizer vaccination formula represents only an admitted 20.37% out of a possible 300,000 administered injections. A quality acne treatment is advised.
I should have said this at the beginning of the program. You are entering a zone of both darkness and light. Idiots and people who need the shit kicked out of them. However, America is already in a stranger Twilight Zone than I could ever have imagined!
A Biden cabinet staffer proudly takes an injection of the Johnson and Johnson brand inoculation using a new delivery system that is less invasive.
Even though their tests incorrectly showed them positive for corona virus, these patriotic citizens took the shot anyway. They were happy to encourage the rest of you to get onboard!
The creators of the new vaccines who responded in record time appear at the CNN studios saying that their serum is safer than smoking cigarettes on a jet airliner about to crash!
Submitted for your edification people. You can't make this shit up!
Oh! Come on Man! Don't you want to submit to authority and a lack of better judgment too!
We finally caught up to George Soros and asked if he would like a cocktail, a Molotov Cocktail. Well, he wanted to congratulate ANTIFA but he's been advised to take a long bed rest!
Nancy Pelosi suffering from another panic attack over right wing conspiracies and nano sized assassins. They went to go fetch her some ice cream.
Joe Biden reveals the very injection site where he demonstrated what was good for the public.
A Biden senior official reveals the secret intelligence source used by the administration when things really look bleak.
The Pentagon under Biden protocols for gender equality appoints a new general to replace those who resigned in the face of the political correctness idiocy.
Even a statue of Joe Biden can't quite restrain Joe's creepy tendencies!
Ely Lily and company reveal the highly advanced laboratory they used to formulate the latest Covid variant strain vax. All test subjects are reportedly comfortable.
Behind me you will see a prediction for the future of the United States of America if the people don't get their shit together. Until next time.