An Open Letter From the Hulk (Original Humor)
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by Marklar
06/24/2012
Hulk mad. Hulk not like stuff.
Ever since puny Bruce Banner do experiment and make into Hulk, Hulk hope things get better. Hulk just want smash but Betty say things get better and Betty pretty so Hulk wait and hope for best. Fourty years later there no best. There no BETTER!
First 9/11 come and puny humans blow up towers. BIG smash. Did hulk do? No, Hulk not do big smash. What good big smash if Hulk no get to smash? Hulk not like.
Then Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Pakistan, Katrina, New Orleans, Fukishima, Libya. Hulk smash? No, Hulk not smash. Just puny humans and puny Earth smash.
Hulk vote Obama because Obama say make better. Betty promise things get better and Betty pretty so Hulk want better. Only better Hulk see - Obama better Bush than Bush. That NOT better!
Bankers smash economy. SMASH, SMASH, SMASH economy. Now Hulk hear U.S. heading into greater depression. Hulk depressed enough already. Hulk want SMASH bankers!
Yesterday Hulk try fly to Hollywood for big premier of new Avengers Movie Hulk in. Hulk was told Hulk subject to special screening. TSA try to grab Hulk junk so Hulk smash TSA. Police come and Hulk record with cell phone camera for Hulk Youtube account. Police say no record, try smash Hulk camera phone. Hulk smash police. Puny human army come and try smash Hulk. Hulk smash army!
NO MORE SMASHING FOR PUNY HUMANS. No more smash Hulk freedom. Only Hulk smash! SMASH HULK JOB. Smash NOT puny human Job. Hulk SMASH you ALL!
STUPID BETTY, HULK smash YOU too!
Comment
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Comment by Citizen X74 on June 25, 2011 at 8:18pm
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Hulk in 2012! Bring the smash to D.C.!
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Comment by Unemployed Storm trooper TK420 on June 25, 2011 at 11:57am
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Funny ! LOL !
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Comment by Robert Carobene on June 25, 2011 at 9:21am
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I love the Hulk so now lets get Big Lou Ferrigno on our site!!! ;)
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Comment by Tara on June 25, 2011 at 1:26am
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Me thinks that Hulk needs to lose Betty. She must have gotten his coconuts and made them into fruit juice. "Ohhhh, Black Betty, bam a lam, ohhhhh, black betty bam a lam".....
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Comment by Nikki on June 25, 2011 at 12:54am
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HULK SMASH NWO. Me Like HULK much.
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