Passenger jet captain who was gay locked his door

Co-pilot was screaming as he pounded on the door

Lover’s quarrel now he doesn’t want to live anymore

Flew the plane into the mountainous floor,

He’ll be escorted by Captain Reality to the gates of hell

A demented president and everyone can tell

Who was installed not elected it all smells

The fool can’t even tell for who is the tolling of the bell,  

Captain Reality with one swipe of his sword

Guides a hyper missile into his corrupt horde

The Communist Chinese will no longer his overlord

No tear will be shed everyone knew he was out of his gourd,

A drive by duo shooting up the ghetto having fun

Captain Reality tosses a grenade in their car now they’re done

Drug cartel dealer brandishing a gun

Now he’s road kill baking in the sun,

Captain Reality smiles at the fruit of his labor

Honest politician mowing his yard jumped by his neighbor

Castrated by the flick of Captain Reality’s sabre

Karma is a bitch and he aint no savior!

A madman barricaded in a school and he’s armed

Captain Reality decapitates him before the children are harmed

He’s a pirate captain but don’t be alarmed

Many a fair maiden he has charmed,

A radical idiot drives through a crowd on Christmas Day

Captain Reality draws his pistol blowing him away

A man begs his cheating wife to say

Captain Reality laughs as a vulture scavenges her as prey.

A corrupt dictator planning a false flag operation

A quick thrust of Captain Reality’s sword for an assassination

Captain Reality, the tool of Instant Karma equalization

Not nearly enough to save this world from devastation.