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* If you believe in capitalism but don't have two nickels to rub together... you might be a libertarian.
* If both conservatives and progressives band together to hate you... you might be a libertarian.
* If you think gun control means steady aim... you might be a libertarian.
* If you think lowering taxes means not paying them... you might be a libertarian.
* If you think law enforcement is you carrying a Glock... you might be a libertarian.
* If you think contract with society means "leave me the f&ck alone"... you might be a libertarian.
* If you call your home "the Gulch" ... you might be a libertarian.
* If you think "the drug problem" is that they're too expensive ... you might be a libertarian.
* If you know the difference between decriminalize and legalize... you might be a libertarian.
* If progressives and conservatives want to hear from you only when you agree with them... you might be a libertarian.
* If you believe the TSA can be replaced with one old lady carrying a hand gun on a plane... you might be a libertarian.
* If you believe the only hot chics at your rallies are FBI agents trolling for domestic terrorists... you might be a libertarian.
* If you go to science-fiction conventions to meet more women ... you might be a libertarian.
* If you spend April 15th marching with a protest sign ... you might be a libertarian.
* If you've ever compared NASA to the post office ... you might be a libertarian.
* If you've ever voted for Ayn Rand in an online poll ... you might be a libertarian.
* If you name your kids or dogs Dagny or Hank... you might be a libertarian.
* If you disconnect your computer from the internet except when you get your mail... you might be a libertarian.
* If you laugh when other people say they are libertarian... you might be a libertarian.
* If you carry a Constitutional rights card in your wallet... you might be a libertarian.
* If you can wear down someone in an 4 hour debate about rights... you might be a libertarian.
* If your friends won't discuss politics in front of you cause they know you will hand them their ass... you might be a libertarian.
* If you slam your door in the face of the census guy... you might be a libertarian.
* If you're proud you have enough supplies to last a year... you might be a libertarian.
* If how to store gold is an issue for you... you might be a libertarian.
* If bullets, car parts, cigarettes, canned food and zippo lighters are viable forms of money for you... you might be a libertarian.
* If you think the US having over 8500 nukes is more disturbing than Iran having one nuke... you might be a libertarian.
* If you fit the FBI's new description of a domestic terrorist... you might be a libertarian.