Modern Day Amusement Park

Join me now as I go to see the modern day amusement park

Where everyone wears a mask and they’re all afraid of the dark

A place where lovers heartbroken and thrown out on a lark

A place where all those new governments scare tactics leave a mark,

There’s the favorite Ferris Wheel of deception

Sorry your bride disappeared at the reception

Where boys can go in the girl’s bathroom it’s no deception

Where you can get a poison injection even if you have an exemption,

Take a discrete ride to lover’s lane

Is that a man or a woman in there it all seems so insane

Do you identify by your natural birth or is it all in a name?

Those popular transgender operations the new claim to fame,

Before we go out on a date let’s make sure we can relate

Are you a sapiophile or a pedophile I’ll take the bait

After all nothings makes sense anymore it’s all in a confused state

I’ll just load up my credit card I got a great rate,

There’s the big cat exhibit oh she purrs like a kitten

Oh the way she devours men once they’ve been smitten

You better check your psychology and see what’s been written

You might just contract a pathogen once you’ve been bitten,

The house of horrors seems to be a good one

Today the burden of marriage just seems to weigh a ton

No one can make a commitment they’re all under the gun

It’s all a crazy merry go round the biggest under the sun,

Now I have the perfect ride for you

It’s that big one over there called the anti-gravity shoe

A place of stupidity and upside down political views

An asylum where fake people really believe the news,

Here’s a place they call centrifugal saucers

Where you can stay glued to all the best offers

Here’s a podium where you can recite without any scoffers

Even the president’s son smokes crack and he’s not a cougher.