Obama cannot be Impeached because:

(1) He feels your pain;
(2) He's half Black and half White...the Oreo Cookie President;
(3) He has a real ugly wife so you should cut him some slack;
(4) He feels the bulge in Reggie Love's pants;
(5) He's married to a transgendered being;
(6) His "wife" used to be Chewbacca from Star Wars before it had $4.75 million worth of electrolysis;
(7) He sexually controls both Hillary Clinton and Barney Frank;
(8) He kills terrorists by video game;
(9) He attended the Church of Reverend Wright for 20 years but heard nothing;
(10) Fidel Castro responds to his high frequency "Chakra";
(11) He spent 9 days in the International Space Station without oxygen;
(12) He is a teenage Hermaphrodite;
(13) His fecal matter is collected and prayed to by would be Democrat candidates for political office;
(14) Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid pray to his bathroom stink;
(15) Bruce Springstaank is working on imitating his voice instead of the voice of Woody Guthrie;
(16) His used toilet paper is vying with Bit Coins to be the next hard currency;
(17) Nancy Pelosi considers the matter stuck under Barrack's toilet rim to be the finest Sunday brunch;
(18) Debbie Wasserman Shultz has created a short and curly hair weave out of Barrack's pubic hair to give body to her long and curly dreadlocks;
(19) On ultra cold nights in Illinois, Barrack has been known to give simultaneous shelter to 17 gerbils, two copies of the Sunday Chicago Sun Times, and three hurricane lamps;
(20) When Barrack holds his breath, Harry Reid nearly passes away from auto-erotic asphyxiation;
(21) Senator Durbin, on more than one occasion, nearly had his eyeballs gouged out by three of Barracks frightened gerbils when his head suddenly and unexpectedly popped in;
(22) Senator Schumer had Barrack's pubic hair transplanted to the top of his balding head.
In short, Barrack Obama CANNOT be Impeached because he is the most interesting man in the world.
Barrack Obama states "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink "Dos XX" because every Mexican beer is cosigned."

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