Slice by Slice

She’s never wrong she’s always right

You get the blame when she starts the fight

Good luck brother in bed tonight

Funny when she leaves she’s nowhere in sight,

She loves to accuse you of flirting when you’re not

Yet, around other men she acts like she’s hot

You always wonder why she gets angry a lot

A grown woman with the maturity of a little tot,

They always say, “Happy wife, happy life.”

So what about you on the other end of the knife?

When could you count on her in the middle of strife?

A reincarnated patriot playing the fife?

It’s always her choice or you will pay the price

What is her mood today, just a toss of the dice?

Whatever happened to a couple’s paradise?

Tearing your heart out slice by slice,

When you go to the movies it better be her choice

When around her friends you never have a voice

She can spend hours with her best friend Joyce

Yet, around your family she gets easily annoyed,

The modern day marriage isn’t it a sham

It all seemed like fun on the webcam

When it comes to attention she’s a regular ham

Don’t try to compete you’ll only get slammed,

“Where were you last night about three?”

“Don’t you check my cell phone it belongs to me.”

“I don’t belong to you. I have a right to be free.”

“Forget about that promise that I’d make you happy.”

Always on the phone but won’t tell you who

Always gets angry if you try and view

Seems she’s looking for someone all shiny and new

It’s all about her and not about you,

The modern day marriage, just look what they’ve done

Politically correct and without any fun

If she doesn’t get her way, she’ll come undone

You tried to make her happy everyway under the sun,

Now she’s telling you she’s found another man

It was all your fault this is why she planned

You built your house on a foundation of sand

Now from your house you find you’ve been banned.