(April Fools) Trump Is Closing the Fed, Issuing Constitutional Money
This morning, the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump issued an executive order that will abjure the national debt while shuttering the Federal Reserve Bank. Another provides for the gold standard to be reinstated, and the issuance of a new currency when the US Mint reopens, after the presidential guidelines on Coronavirus expire.
In other news, the barbarian hordes from Mars attacked Israel in their space ships, and the Rothschilds apologized to humanity for being "demonic overlords", divesting themselves of their entire gold holdings by donating them to charity. It is April 1, after all.
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Comment by Chris of the family Masters on April 1, 2020 at 2:45pm
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I know someone who believes in Trump closing Fed.....
"Destroying the New World Order"
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