USA Seeks to Join Russian Federation (Humor)

by  Kevin BarrettVeterans Today Editor

 

A "Putin for President" search gets 115 million results

A “Putin for President” search gets 115 million results

Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation.

“We are collecting signatures for a national referendum on whether to remain a failed state – an economic basket case run by criminal oligarchs – or to join the Russian Federation under a President with a proven track record of bringing oligarchs to heel,” said Bill Blatsky, head of the Join Russia – Putin for President committee.

Referendum proponents point out that the US has deep historic ties with Russia. “Nearly 20% of the United States consists of Alaska, which was historically Russian territory,” Blatsky explains.”

Even today, Sarah Palin can look out her window across the Bering Strait, see the glittering lights of Vladivostok, and sigh longingly, wishing she were over there in a civilized country, where an ignorant hick like her wouldn’t stand a chance of getting elected dogcatcher.

Why would Americans wish to remain in a nation that would even contemplate putting such a person within a heartbeat of its presidency? By joining the Russian Federation, we would become part of a country with at least a semblance of an educational system.”

The Putin for President movement points out that America’s West Coast from San Francisco northward – the coolest part of the USA – is also arguably a historic part of Russia. “It isn’t just Alaska,” Blatsky explained.

“There is a reason that the world’s leading marijuana producer, Humboldt County, California, is named after the Russian explorer and marijuana connoisseur Alexander Von Humboldt, who planted the Russian flag on these shores but forgot about it due to short-term memory dysfunction.

Unfortunately, I can’t remember what that reason is. And let’s not forget that Bohemian Grove, where America’s criminal oligarchs meet annually to plot their plunder, is on the Russian River. Wouldn’t it be great if Putin sent a battleship up that river and arrested all those guys?”

Opponents argue that a join-Russia referendum would be unconstitutional. Supporters respond that everything the US government has done since 9/11, and most of what it was doing before that, is also unconstitutional, but nobody seems to care.

If the Join-Russia Referendum fails to make the national ballot, supporters have a fall-back option: Running Vladimir Putin as a candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America. Blatsky likes Putin’s chances:

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Comment by Nikki on March 17, 2014 at 12:58am

Nothing surprises me, Tara, and that could certainly happen. When something sounds too good to be true, it usually isn't. I added HUMOR to the title, lol.

Comment by Tara on March 17, 2014 at 12:02am

What I'm about to say is just speculation and I claim to not have all the answers, but what I'm seeing is Putin being catapulted into the Global spotlight as being the peacemaker of the world. He has become the antithesis of Obama (Bush, Clinton's, etc.) and their hegemony over planet earth.

And we all know that Presidents are mere puppets being pulled by the money changers behind the scenes and any President or Prime Minister that does not toe the line usually ends up meeting an untimely death.

So... as we are all fawning over Putin because he is saying and doing all the right things, might it be possible that TPTB are knighting him King of the NWO?

I'm not saying this will happen but I have to question everything.

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