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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcingFREE KITTENS.
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Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.

But today, they have their eyes open."

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ha! ~~ couldn't the kittens have been Ron Paul supporters ? but ok

                                                              

good idea, but wasn't my joke, and ron paul isnt an option anymore ;)

Lol.

Hollywood, Thanks for a great story. I laughed right out load when I read it, and....and the other people in the Restaurant wanted to know what was so funny. I read it to them and they all laughed but one guy.... who wanted to know what a Republican was.

I have to believe he was a true Lugan, You know, a low IQ American who has had his IQ lowered chemically by drinking the water for the last 20 years.

       Here is a photo of 5 more Lugan, so you'll know what one looks like. All with IQs averaging about 100.

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