So they want to keep him because he's very popular but they want him to 'tone it down' to keep their 'friends' in Washington happy and they're willing to pay him a lot for doing less. I hope Russia Today has a spot for him. They interview him a lot and now he's available, so are you listening, RT?
In this James Bond parody, Donald J Trump is Acrid Goldsphincter in our version of the classic Bond "Goldfinger" theme song. All voices and singing performed...