"I don't recommend dating hot chicks. Because they can get away with doing a lot of shit that pisses you off. If you date an ugly girl & she starts to piss you off; it's much easier to cut her loose..."

"The best thing I like about being in a relationship is that it forces me to appreciate my alone-time. "

"She wants to get back together again. And I'm like, "Why? We're already sick of each other now. That's why we originally broke up. What's different?" ...................................... No answer"

"I can't wait 'till facebook gets flushed down the toilet like MySpace. Having 3,000 fake virtual friends & posting photo-shopped pics of yourself that look nothing like you, must get old after awhile..."

"I can't wait 'till facebook gets flushed down the toilet like MySpace. Having 3,000 fake virtual friends & posting photo-shopped pics of yourself that look nothing like you, must get old after awhile..."

"Facebook is too cocky, if they really can manipulate public opinion to the extent they think they can; Hitlery would be POTUS, right?"

"Facebook's anonymous censors take down Latin America's Telesur, and nothing can stop them When Facebook decides to censor, there is absolutely nothing to stop them. For the second time, left-leaning Latin American news network Telesur has…"

"Facebook is too cocky, if they really can manipulate public option to the extent they think they can Hitlery would be POTUS, right?"

"Yeah I'm sure those guys will show up on time for their court date..."

"I don't believe in ripping people off. I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends. Does that make me better? No. That's just the way I am & most people are very selfish & greedy. Big banksters? Yeah they suck. But so do most…"

"Plumbers are fucking scammers too. And doctors... And most mechanics, etc... Why can't all these greedy mother fucking assholes realize that this is a closed system & that ultimately, in the end, in the Grand Scheme Of Things, you're…"

"I'm gonna rant. These heating/cooling people are fucking scammers. The first two companies I called told me that it's a $150 to come out to my condo & tell me what's wrong with it. I asked if that $150 would be credited towards…"

"I'm gonna rant. These heating/cooling people are fucking scammers. The 1st two companies I called told me that it's a $150 to come out to my condo & tell me what's wrong with it. I asked if that $150 would be credited towards the…"

"I know I drank too much today cause I did a lot of shit I don't remember. I woke up at midnight & there was half a burrito & an unopened bottle of vodka I don't remember purchasing. I wrote a nasty email to some heating/cooling…"

"Got very feminine hands, too."

"Kid love? i never liked tha smug motherfucker. not funny and quite boring show. his movie was ok. all you PEDOS are going down! those who scream the loudest. this world is changing."