"Nothing gives me bigger satisfaction than sticking it up to the corporate stooges. They are so pompous and self important that it's laughable. Pen is mightier than sword. Why not have some fun with debt collectors? Never mind, most people…"
"If you wanna know my secret to how I refrain from blowing my brains out with a gun, I just look at the world & find the humor in it. Even though it's mostly a big pile of evil. If you scrummage around in it for awhile you'll find…"
"Sex doesn't cure depression. Cause if it did everyone would be enlightened by now. That's a pretty depressing observation that orgasms don't make us emotionally well. Orgasms are just carrots on a stick to trick us into breeding more…"
"My sister is a Hare Krishna. She named one of her kids Markandeya. That's 4 syllables. I don't think anyone should have a name with more than 3 syllables. (that's just my opinion). But she's a rebel and her other son's name…"
"Q predicted this...
Think Animal House.
These people are stupid.
Enjoy the show.
Over the target.
Why is Idiocracy so important?
Future will prove past.
Keep up the…"
Most people have no idea of who is pictured above, but you should. The sight of this man should cause a similar revulsion to that of seeing Mussolini, Mao, Stalin or Hitler, as he committed an African genocide that resulted in the killing of over 10…