"I eventually found the pot. It was hiding behind a roll of paper towels in the bathroom where I thought my wife would never look. Apparently it was a good spot because even I, at first, didn't even think to look there."

"I spent like 5 hours staining & clear-coating wood then I ate chicken with my bare hands without washing them & now I feel dizzy."

"Yep. She is ...."

"We don't need no indoctrination, We don't need your mind control..."

"But we have a lot of FEMA camps, all manned and ready to receive."

"As always the technology is a double edge sword. Get yourself good VPN with dedicated IP address and encrypted transmission. I am in Iceland now (not really.....) with new IP address. Good luck with sending me a bill."

"Alternatively here is another example."

"Donald....hello.....we do not have enough jail cells for all the voters who vote more than 5 times each!!!!"

"They will just hold their kids in their arms and shove them into the faces of either the military or the riot police....  I predict that they will be allowed into the USA and then promptly disappear just like last time....with Soros'…"

"Just like Canada to tax the Internet and anything else they can tax. The government has to pay for all the money PM Trudeau has been handing out internationally. He comes by his Globalist/Communist/NAZI affiliation honestly as he was born into…"

"We all knew this was eventually going to happen. Only because we've been completely apathetic when it comes to protecting the sharing of information and free speech.  We allowed them to almost totally take over every form of media, while…"

"Vodka is a powerful natural laxative. If you take it regularly you'll be shittin' out brown water by the quart every two hours or so.. (so I hear anyway)."

"Blinkey is lying his arse off!!!!!  HE CAUSED THIS PROBLEM and now he thinks it's not his fault!!!  Typical COMMUNIST SCUM..."

"Just quit giving them the incentives, quit the handouts, stop issuing them DL's, and voting rights, instant ineligibility for any welfare assistance IF NOT A US CITIZEN!!  Need to make them earn citizenship the ol skool way! …"

"As another possible alternative laxative is high doses of Vitamin C up to 5000mg, you can't really overdose on vitamin C it works well for me."