Supreme said although his plans for national healthcare, believes the gingivitis of the nation needs to be addressed to create a “sea of smiling smiles from sea to shining, shining sea.”
“Toothpaste will be a flavor unrecognizable to the human tongue,” Supreme said.
The toothpaste will be toxic when swallowed, as are most fluoride products, he said.
“I don’t know why they put it [fluoride] in the water then,” he added.
Supreme said he also plans to include flossing into American’s daily regimes.
The next plan, which has some not grinning at its science fiction perspective, is using zombies for energy by strapping them to a turbine and dangling a brain in front of them.
“It’s a government program,” Supreme said when asked how the brains would be obtained. “We do not question such a thing… [It is probably] above your brain.”
His last basis was the pony identification system, which includes a pony mandate, he said. Although there are not enough ponies in America for all citizens, Supreme said that problem would be worked on.
Ponies will also double as a source of alternative energy, he said. Pony fecal matter will be turned into methane gas and will act as an organic fertilizer to aid the nation’s slow foods movement.
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