The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight

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The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

And so he says to me, he says, “You want to be a baaaaad guy?!” and I say, “Yeah, baby! I want to be bad!” I says, “Surf's up, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!” Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

And he says to me, he says to me, “You got style, baby! But if you're gonna to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick!” And so I go, I says, “Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that's it! High explosives!” Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants! You don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

So he says to me, “You gotta do something smart, baby! Something big!” He says, “You want to be a super-villain, right?!” And I go, “Yeah, baby, yeah! Yeah! What do I gotta do?!” He says, “You got bombs! Blow up the Comet Club! It's packed with super-heroes! You'll go down in super-villain history!” And I go, “Yeah, baby! 'Cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!” Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

And so he says to me, “You got legs, baby! You're everywhere! You're all over the place!” Yeah!

Hi! I just, uh, I just, uh, wanted to use, the, uh, – and so he says, “Evil's okay in my book! What about yours?!” And I go, “Yeah, baby, yeah! Yeah!” – I just wanted to, uh, wash my hands.

Oh, that's just, uh – Boom, baby, boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!

Eat my smoke, copper! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

An object at rest, cannot be stopped!

Excuse me...excuse me...and then I says, “Tell me I'm wrong!” And he says, “I can't, baby, 'cause you're not!”

This could happen to you, baby! This could happen to anybody!

And so he says, “I don't like the cut of your jib!” And I go, I says, “It's the only jib I got, baby!”

Yeah, baby!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sixty seconds till midnight! Sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs...Hey! Pay attention!

Yeah, baby! And you've only got twenty seconds before you all...eat ceiling!

Yeah, baby! Oh, yeah!

You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician – Bad is good, baby! Down with government!

One of these days...Milkshake! Boom!

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Comment by Boris on October 25, 2018 at 9:08am

And he says to me, he says to me, “You got style, baby! But if you're gonna to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick!” And so I go, I says, “Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that's it! High explosives!” Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

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