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Comment by Parrhesia on January 20, 2019 at 5:23pm

 dogitydog Maybe it wasn't a full-sized socket wrench.  lol

Comment by dogitydog on January 20, 2019 at 4:09pm

@ Diana I think most people would have to agree that the socket wrench is a bit too much. Was that a 3/8 drive or 1/2 inch?

Comment by Parrhesia on January 18, 2019 at 2:05pm

Don't be jealous guys, you can always use your butt.   

Teen Robber Uses His Own Butt As Jewelry Box

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a18337/teenager-jewelry-up-butt/

"After Scheller hit a tree with his car and was taken to a local hospital, the X-ray turned up some "abnormalities" in his rectum. What the doctors found was four bracelets, four necklaces, 11 ladies' rings, a socket wrench, and a bag of synthetic weed. "

Comment by Doc Vega on January 18, 2019 at 1:49pm

Don't you Dudes realize? This woman has a time tested organ! It keeps on working time and time again! At least that's what the pimp told me.

Comment by James T. Kirk on January 18, 2019 at 10:39am

Prison wallet lol

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on January 17, 2019 at 7:14pm

 A hooker with physical time stamping capabilities??? 

Helps with that "by-the-hour" time overages I'm sure, but more importantly.... "Can ya also validate parking honey???"  

Comment by Boris on January 17, 2019 at 6:58pm

Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt;

Comment by Maas on January 17, 2019 at 5:36pm

This is toxic femininity

Comment by Nazda Pokmov on January 17, 2019 at 5:05pm

How do you put 5 freaking watches up your wazoo?  She must be built like a COW to put it mildly...

Comment by dogitydog on January 17, 2019 at 4:01pm

But are they as good as Timex? Takes a licking and keeps on ticking! Any voluteers? I will have to pass on this one.

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