Just dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline
Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline
Need health insurance
? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.
Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.
After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:
1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
That’s 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.
Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius launched a media campaign this week to propagandize the transformative health-care overhaul. She compared the sweeping, coercive law that gives government huge power over the health-care industry to an iPhone system update.
“Everyone just assumes, “Well, there’s a problem, they’ll fix it, we’ll move on,’” Sebelius said about Apple’s iOS updates. “And like many of their customers, I put the ‘new’ system on my Obama phone and went on my merry way, but it was just a reminder that we’re likely to have some glitches. We will fix them and move on. Is this a sign that the law is flawed and failed? I don’t think so. I think it’s a sign that we’re building a piece of complicated technology. We want it to work. We want it to work right. We’ve got an incredible team working 24/7 to do just that.”
“Hopefully they’ll give us the same slack they give Apple,” Sebelius said, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/need-health-care-coverage-just-di...
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Permalink Reply by suzie on
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These people don't do anything by accident .. Seems they are totally into numerology, its all part of there love of the occult and dark magic .. Could it be a coincidence? Sure but I doubt it.. These people also hate you and will mock up you when ever possible even if its an inside joke among themselves .. They hate America in particular .. Health care is not health care at all but one more nail in the coffin of a thing that used to resemble a free republic, we have been successfully sovietized, between universal health care, common core, and the ( ISSA) international social security agency... a program that says social security is a universal right .. Religion, Communism, fascism, and communitarianism have weaved a web of "normalcy" into the very hearts of a people who don't even know they are slaves ..
Infiltration is complete in America ..unless there is a massive revolution led by competent leaders who will take back the republic by force if necessary we will be forced into there world communism which is the vehicle of choice from the stepping stone of socialism to make way a one world religion and worship of the man of peace who will come to "heal the land" he will be antichrist and many will be fooled, tricked, bought off, promised everything and given nothing in the end ... There are actually people who think everything is fine! Move along move along just go with the flow , the pendulum swings both ways , they say alls well that ends well not even realizing there is a silent war already upon them and it has stolen the minds of your children already ... The enemy says it just a little differently they say " the ends justify the means ". So what's the difference between my enemy and you!
NOTHING I CAN SEE .. IGNORANCE WILL SEE YOU AND YOURS CURSED AMONG NATIONS our original leaders said if we seek comfort and security over freedom we will lose both security and freedom and justly so ...
Just makes me sick ... -
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Permalink Reply by Central Scrutinizer on
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Barry, Call me ---1-900-BLOWME1
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