ALERT! This just in; The Canadian government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a Beaver to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government 's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production , destroys the next generation , protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed
It’s the year 2073, and the worst fears of modern life have been realized. Surveillance drones fill the burnt orange skies and militarized police roam the wr...