Captain BS
Captain BS
Opinions…. Are one thing
But if you think you know it all
You don’t know anything
Your head is….. Inflating
Lego that ego
You’re too proud
Spewing out BS
All day long
Chorus
Paging captain know-it-all
Gonna save us from ourselves
Behind the bully pulpit
Acting like a prophet
From a planet full of Muppets
Mental….. Masturbation
Rambling like a fool
Without hesitation
He thrives on…. Stirring up the pot
Got you spinning
Like a top
Don’t know which way
Is down or which is up
Chorus
Paging captain know-it-all
Gonna save us from ourselves
Behind the bully pulpit
Acting like a prophet
From a planet full of Muppets
Solo
He’s pushing…. The right buttons
Diversionist
That’s his function
He’s playing….God once again
Pointing his finger
Right at you
Quick to tell you
What to do
Chorus
Paging captain know-it-all
Gonna save us from ourselves
Behind the bully pulpit
Acting like a prophet
From a planet full of Muppets
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