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Comment by Less Prone on January 14, 2020 at 3:22am

My wife asked me why I was whispering at home I said I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening, She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed..We all laughed...

Comment by Less Prone on January 5, 2020 at 5:30am

From the Wonderful World of the Internet:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.

Watson pondered awhile then, still deep in thought, carefully and slowly enunciated his findings.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant speck on His Great Creation. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke. "Watson, you dickhead. Some bastard has stolen our tent."

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When watching the TV used to be fun. The misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.

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