Even a squirrel knows its a matter of life and death.
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True story about those cute little squirrels. I was standing in line at a Tome Thumbs to cash a check years ago when I was a single parent and my family actually treated me like I was alive. Anyway, old man ahead of me tells me this story. He had a pet squirrel in his backyard that he would go and sit out on his bench, it would climb down from a tree and he would feed it pieces of cheese or nuts. Got to where the squirrel would actually climb on his shoulder and sit there. So the two would commune with nature together until one day when he had a medical emergency that put him in the hospital for 3 weeks. When he finally got released he could hardly wait to bring some snacks to his backyard and feed his squirrel. This poor guy, all he had to look forward to was a fucking squirrel? So he sits down on the bench the little squirrel comes running down the trunk of the tree and hops onto the bench climbs onto his shoulder......and bites that poor guy in the neck! That little fucker! Squirrels carry a number of diseases and can even have rabies. That little bastard could have killed the poor old codger! Anyway, moral of the story? You never know who your real friends are.
Ha, thanks for the nice sentiment Mr Siz. squirrels lives matter, of cause, but less (if your a bird) and then butt lube matters even less than that. I would say, unless you're an animal from the clown world or a goat.
BLM, I thought it was for "Butt Lube Matters". At least the squirrels know the natural use of their body cavities.
I like squirrels but they keep destroying all my bird feeders. BLM = Birds Lives Matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFZFjoX2cGg They are cool and cute.
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