Don't work out, White men. Don't read, take military training, arm yourselves, take supplements, prepare for emergencies or civil war. Buy our fried sugar and GMO frankenfood and turn your brain into mush with our psych meds and rotgut whiskey. Hell, watch our shows on how exciting meth, coke and heroin are while you're at it! Find a black chick or Mexican to sleep with. Ignore history. Hate yourself and your people and your country. Happiness can only be found in the quest for casual sex, money and goods, not family, God and liberty. Find another dude to bang your wife while you watch, or just suck a d*ck on the weekend. Why not just give up and kill yourself? This concludes this public service announcement from the Jewish media.