All Democrats Drop Out Of Presidential Race Since The World Is Ending From Climate Change And There's No Point

U.S.—The recent U.N. conference on climate change and especially the words of 16-year-old activist Greta Thunberg have had a profound impact on the Democratic presidential candidates, so much so that they are now turning words into action and dropping out of the presidential race since they now think there’s no point to it.

“We’re all going to die, so why am I wasting my time on this?!” cried Cory Booker as he collapsed to his knees. “There’s nothing we can do!”

“Why am I fighting for abortion on demand at 39 weeks when we’re all going to die anyway?!” screamed Elizabeth Warren. “It’s all pointless! All my plans are pointless!”

“Here I was worrying about billionaires when it’s the sun that’s my enemy!” yelled Bernie Sanders as he shook his fist at the sun. “I should have taxed the sun!”

The only Democrat not dropping out is Joe Biden, who seemed to not quite understand what’s going on, only remarking, “Yep. Climate stuff is pretty bad,” before going into a long story about his rival Corn Pop.

President Trump also seemed unfazed by it all. “So the planet is warming a bit. Who cares?” he said. “We got A/C. Losers.”

Readers of the Bee,

If you value The Babylon Bee and want to see us prevail against Snopes and anyone else who might seek to discredit or deplatform us, please consider becoming a subscriber. Your support really will make a difference.

Learn More

Views: 8573

Comment

You need to be a member of 12160 Social Network to add comments!

Join 12160 Social Network

Comment by James Roberts on October 4, 2019 at 1:39pm
Comment by Phyllis Maka on October 4, 2019 at 11:30am

Yes their world is ending, We're coming out of the stupid era, idiots are yielding awaken Light is All there is.  

"Destroying the New World Order"

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!

mobile page

12160.info/m

12160 Administrators

 

TOP CONTENT THIS WEEK

Latest Activity

James Roberts posted videos
2 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer favorited cheeki kea's photo
2 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on cheeki kea's photo
Thumbnail

Stick to landline.

"Thanks Chris, my landlines hard wired in, so no batteries, or power required, excellent for…"
4 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters commented on cheeki kea's photo
Thumbnail

Stick to landline.

"Good reasoning angle. No landline for me. It's Dects system. Worst than mobile/cell phone"
5 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters favorited cheeki kea's photo
5 hours ago
cheeki kea posted photos
6 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on Chris of the family Masters's blog post This is what US would look like under leftists
"Don't sign CS, I got a geek to show me the video so no joining needed. It's worth…"
6 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer commented on Chris of the family Masters's blog post This is what US would look like under leftists
"damn, not on the Fecebook so it's unavailable to me....unless I sign up righhhhhhhhht...…"
7 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer commented on Old Denmark's video
Thumbnail

*Nick Cannon calls white people "Savages" during interview.*

"that cannon dick got shit-canned today w00t!!"
7 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer posted a video

CASHLESS! Pizza Hut & Walmart Self-Check Outs Ditch Cash As Nationwide Coin Shortage Grows!

A nationwide coin shortage is hitting major retailers across the US. Walmart is the latest retailer, and the largest, to announce, customers must use credit ...
7 hours ago
Mr. Sizzle favorited James Roberts's photo
8 hours ago
cheeki kea favorited Phyllis Maka's blog post Jim Stone - HACKERS PAID A TWITTER EMPLOYEE TO SPILL THE BEANS
8 hours ago
JoeG favorited Phyllis Maka's blog post The UN has been unsuccessfully attempting, for over 60 years, to bring about what it has been mandated to do by the Vatican.
8 hours ago
Phyllis Maka posted blog posts
8 hours ago
Aaron posted a video

The Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp

Guantanamo Bay Ordered To Prepare For ‘High-Level’ American Prisoners President Trump preparing to send high-ranking US citizens to detention camp.Originally...
10 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on cheeki kea's photo
Thumbnail

Cancel culture

"Oops too late. Think what you said before you say it."
10 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on James Roberts's photo
11 hours ago
James Roberts posted a photo
12 hours ago
James Roberts posted blog posts
12 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters commented on Phyllis Maka's blog post Pharmacist Exposes a ‘Horrific Future’ Based on Her Recent Board of Pharmacy Practice Updates
"This woman is a hero. She's standing for the truth and the hardest thing to comprehend -…"
18 hours ago

© 2020   Created by truth.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

content and site copyright 12160.info 2007-2019 - all rights reserved. unless otherwise noted