Blue avocados on the landscape of the planet Mars
The Gods are angry enough to spit on the stars
My estranged wife minimized those emotional scars
Whether making love at home, motels, or cars,
Looking back I had as much choice of succeeding
As a Civil War soldier on the battlefield bleeding
Was it that you sensed that I was a lover needing
It was the heartbreak upon which you'd rather be feeding,
A retrograde celestial body you could always know
That wasn't the woman to me you had shown
I was the innocent victim with a subtle tone
Too sentimental to see how the lies had grown,
You are an airless vacuum void gone paranoid
I was just your lover not an asteroid!
Rather than love me you would rather avoid
Intent upon your mood swings you were schizoid!
Make me an astronaut so I can leave
Whip the horse until it sleeves
In a psycho lover only a fool believes
Intimacy becomes one of her pet peeves!
Could swear I'm dying I sometimes feel
Betrayed by my imperfect angel its all revealed
Dumbfounded as I was my fate was sealed
Oh please dear Lord lend me your holy shield!
I might as well have collected blue avocados from Mars
Thinking you weren't responsible for my emotional scars
You never were interested in Constellations and stars
When I saw you leave with another man in his car.