Everyone loves Elmo, that cute furry little muppet spokesperson for the pre-school set. But there’s a deep, dark secret behind his adorable visage.
I hate to break it to you, but Elmo is a whore.
He’s being pimped out.
Harsh, right? Well, prostitution is the act of selling oneself for money. And Elmo is now the cutest little spokesperson around for pro-vaccine propaganda. Watch the following video right from the Sesame Street corner. Keep a barf bag handy.
I can’t even…
Please note, in particular, this pointed exchange, directed towards Mom and Dad:
Elmo: “That was so easy, why doesn’t everybody get a vaccination?”
Dr. Murthy (meaningful look): “That’s a good question Elmo, that’s a good question.”
So, back to whoredom. In cases like this, there’s always a money trail. Prostitutes get paid, right? So let’s look at who funds Sesame Street, because these, my friends, are the corporate johns who are reaching out to your children via adorable little hookers:
We rely on our funders’ support to bring the Sesame Workshop mission to life. Their collective commitment enables us to harness the educational power of media to benefit children around the world. We gratefully acknowledge the generous support of our current sponsors and partners, without whom our work to educate and inspire children would not be possible.
Preschoolers are being programmed educated and inspired by purchased educational television, and it all starts to make sense when you look at these two in particular:
Merck Company Foundation
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
First of all, the Merck company makes many vaccines and stands to make a LOT OF FREAKING MONEY when little kids begin asking their parents to take them in for shots because Elmo said so.
And, secondly, the Gates Foundation is long-noted for their pro-vax agenda. They help the starving children in Africa (or Third World location of the week) not by actually feeding them, but by injecting them with toxic vaccinations. Who can forget last year’s fiasco when they actually GAVE nearly 50,000 Indian chi...? Read this article about the worldwide path of destruction wrought by the Gates Foundation and their deadly vaccines.
Are you outraged by this propaganda? Even if you no longer have small children, you can reach out to Sesame Street and let them know how you feel.
PBS’ Sesame Street has lent one of its most popular characters to the Department of U.S. Health and Human Services to urge parents to vaccinate their children.
After a winter filled with deadly outbreaks of Ebola and dangerous outbreaks of Measles, an extended discussion on the efficacy of vaccinating children arose that brought regular Americans, doctors, and even celebrities to the national debate.
Now Elmo is being used to urge vaccinations.
“I explained to him that, as Surgeon General, it is my job to help everyone stay healthy,” U.S. Surgeon General Vivek H. Murthy said of the Muppet character in a statement. “Specifically, Elmo and I talked about the importance of vaccines and making sure that all children are protected from easily preventable diseases.”
“Come on everybody get vaccinated with Elmo!” the Muppet Character says at the end of the video.