Totally legit, and like, so doubleplus NOT fake news! The evangelical Christians and global warming dun it. Not to mention the racists. The Chinese definitely didn't do it. They are a model for us to follow. Shelter in place like at one of our trademark school shootings, and wait for your big checks, or we''l put you up against the wall. The government will take care of everything. Now, panic!!! It's gonna getcha!