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Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:34pm

I am not gay but I will suck Putin's dick dry if he bombs the White House, Federal Reserve, CIA, IRS, DHS, FBI, NSA, John McCain, the Kardashians & Walmart. A little slimy blob of salty protein sliding down my throat is worth it, I think. I will take the hit for the team, cause I'm a team-player.

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:23pm

Plus they're *REALLY* fat. Nothing against fat people but I think obese people shouldn't get Food Stamps. Does that seem fair?

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:20pm

Gosh there's so many evil things to bomb in the US. Federal Reserve & IRS are clearly top priorities but if you have like a million spare bombs left-over please destroy Walmart too. I get good prices there but everyone who works there is depressed & on Food Stamps.

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:17pm

PS - Bombing John McCain might be tricky. He's got an evil Siamese Twin growing out of  his jaw. Use 2 cruise missiles just to be sure.

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:14pm

I always thought 'Natasha' was a pretty name. Next female cat I get will be named 'Natasha' in honor of glorious Russia.

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:11pm

And don't forget the Kardashian/Jenners. They are boils on the ass of America.

<3 <3 <3 Russia!

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:09pm

John McCain. Bomb him too for good measure.

Comment by Deep Space on October 7, 2015 at 3:00pm

Oh yeah, forgot, The Federal Reserve, IRS & CIA/FBI/DHS/NSA. Bomb those mother-fuckers too.