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Comment by Parrhesia on April 17, 2018 at 11:11am

"There's no reason to have a box cutter knife! If you angle your neck correctly, you should be able to run your teeth up and down on the tape seal on a box."

Good point, now the government must declare teeth dangerous.

Comment by DTOM on April 17, 2018 at 6:19am

Mayor Kahn's Helpful Hints To Life In The Caliphate...Er, I Mean Capital No. 124 - There's no reason to have a box cutter knife! If you angle your neck correctly, you should be able to run your teeth up and down on the tape seal on a box. Eventually you should be able to open it. Have a significant other or a friend give you a nice massage afterwards...or take turns.