Marklar's Blog – September 2010 Archive (11)

BeePeeBowlDisaster (Original Satire)

Hi everybody, so I've been watching my goldfish bowl for weeks now and there's some real wild scary stuff going on here let me tell yaaaaaa.

Yesterday everything was pretty calm and normal but I was feeling the strain of my research so I drank 6 bottles of NyQuil last night and got the best sleep of my life so obviously I'm well rested and not just seeing things heeeeere.

So I get up this morning and turn on my webcam and I see this THIIIIING in my goldfish bowl that just… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 28, 2010 at 6:00pm — 8 Comments

UN Fact-Finding Mission Says Israelis "Executed" US Citizen Furkan Dogan

By Gareth Porter

September 28, 2010 "Information Clearing House" -- The report of the fact-finding mission of the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR) on the Israeli attack on the Gaza flotilla released last week shows conclusively, for the first time, that US citizen Furkan Dogan and five Turkish citizens were… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 28, 2010 at 4:54pm — No Comments

Special thanks

I'd like to give special thanks to the folks at 12160 who have at last converted me and released me from the bonds of common sense, logic, and reason. I am fully with you now unhampered by taste, credibility, or or the ravages of tolerance. It's so freeing to do away with all of that bull.

The best part is that when I send my friends, family, or associates to 12160 I will no longer have to be embarrassed by dry political articles that expose or combat the NWO in any way, confident… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 20, 2010 at 11:40pm — 3 Comments

Grey Husky Hybrids

Dr James Segal, a whistleblower from Livermore Laboratories reveals in this footage the true nature of the alien hybrid program which seeks to merge dog and alien DNA with the human Soul in order to realize the age old dream of talking dogs for use in the entertainment… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 20, 2010 at 11:09pm — 1 Comment

Twinkies

Moist golden sponge cake.

Creamy white filling of joy.

Boy, I love Twinkies!

Enriched flour and

water, sugar, corn syrup

oils - many kinds

eggs, dextrose, food starch

whey, leavenings, salt, starch, and

yellow corn flour

corn syrup solids

mono and diglycerides

dextrin, calcium

caseinate and

sodium stearoyl and

lactylate also

cellulose gum and

polysorbate 60 and

wheat gluten… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 20, 2010 at 10:56pm — 1 Comment

And his grace was wrapped in blue sued shoes

The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis

``For unto you is born this day in the city of Memphis a Presley, which is Elvis the King.''

And Elvis saw them berating the poor recording artist, whose music was terrible and lyrics insipid, and Lo, the King said unto the mob:

`Let him who is without bad singles cast the first rhinestone.'

And the mob turned down their eyes, each considering his own Don't Worry Be Happy or Man in the Mirror, and shuffled… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 20, 2010 at 10:43pm — No Comments

Is Jesus Lucifer and the Devil?

Jesus = Lucifer = THE Devil

That the christian bible is the composition of Lucifer, the fallen rebel archangel and Devil supreme, is scientifically proved in these volumes.

The Ancient Mother Series

We address you with this message transmitting the news that a series of new books titled as 'The Ancient Mother Series' of which Ancient Mother I & II are out. The term is used in a universal sense and beyond all considerations of race, language, history or sect. The series… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 20, 2010 at 10:38pm — 3 Comments

The Truth

This article is dedicated to exposing the dreadful truth about the supposed work of fiction “The Lord of the Rings”, and the true identities of the supposed stars of this sham of a film!

This is no mere story dreamt up by an English writer, this is the true actions of a group of incredibly noble and brave people, captured on hidden cameras that were put in place by an evil wannabe dictator in a bid to capture and brainwash all of Middle-earth.

In short, The Lord of the… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 20, 2010 at 10:31pm — No Comments

Gordon Brown on the "Non-Existent" Global Government

2010 09 05

By Tony Cartalucci | LandDestroyer

"That global ethic can infuse the fairness and responsibility that is necessary for these institutions to work, but we should not lose the chance in this generation, in this decade in particular, with President Obama in America, with other people working with us around the world, to create global institutions for the… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 7, 2010 at 7:13am — 1 Comment

Democrats and Republicans Are Both Addicted to Lying

This won’t be news to some, but the details are telling. Back in 2006 LiveScience reported:

Democrats and Republicans alike are adept at making decisions without letting the facts get in the way, a new study shows.

And they get quite a rush from ignoring information that’s contrary to their point of view.

Researchers asked… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 7, 2010 at 5:52am — No Comments

Jonathan Haidt On the Moral Roots of Liberals and Conservatives

VIa TED:

Are you a conservative who believes liberals have no moral values? Are you a liberal who believes conservatives have no moral values? Either way, you’d be wrong.

Do you believe liberals have an unbiased grasp of reality? Do you believe conservatives have an unbiased grasp of reality? Again, either way, you’d be wrong.

Watch as psychologist Jonathan Haidt tries to lead a group of (mostly) liberals out of… Continue

Added by Marklar on September 6, 2010 at 10:57am — No Comments