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The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman 

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.'

 

 

thanks for the invite Tom ;)

I love it...lol, I read it aloud to a friend using an Irish accent...really made it flow.

I will be getting a web cam in Feb....I will be using this one if you do not object.

"for sure you can" ..... will look forward to it :)

There once was this guy named Kirk Jon Roy

He hit on our gals like a horny little boy

His English...it sucked

His mind seemed quite fucked

But he was always good for a laugh.

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