London's Mayor Kahn On Knives
No-one needs a knife...ever! Mayor Kahn's Helpful Hints To Life In The Caliphate...Er, I Mean Capital No. 333 - Masticate fruit, veggies and meat in your mouth into smaller pieces before cooking - Remember it's part and parcel of living in a big city!!!
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Comment by Parrhesia on April 17, 2018 at 11:11am
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"There's no reason to have a box cutter knife! If you angle your neck correctly, you should be able to run your teeth up and down on the tape seal on a box."
Good point, now the government must declare teeth dangerous.
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Comment by DTOM on April 17, 2018 at 6:19am
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Mayor Kahn's Helpful Hints To Life In The Caliphate...Er, I Mean Capital No. 124 - There's no reason to have a box cutter knife! If you angle your neck correctly, you should be able to run your teeth up and down on the tape seal on a box. Eventually you should be able to open it. Have a significant other or a friend give you a nice massage afterwards...or take turns.
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