"Those of us who can afford it will be using fecal fifties."

"That's why our news gets circumcised."

"Drink coasters on a Senate table."

"Either give your free shit back or STFU!"

"Tell it to the Native Americans."

"Imagine, if you will, living in a world wherein smug, bald headed, obese, men dressed as penises lecture everyone on everything."

"Free Market Misogyny."

"Could it be because we've become the best shithole country in the world?"

"A few notes, precious wittle snowflake. Firstly, a large segment of the right is no longer enchanted with Trump (especially the actual Nazis like myself). Secondly, as is obvious, the left can't meme. Thirdly, at least they, and most of us on…"

"Part of The Dead South band visiting The Dead Mouth."

"Evidently, Ben Garrison hasn't been blindsided for decades by corporate socialism. Or maybe he just enjoys being an outhouse termite."

"THis isn't funny, accurate, or in good taste. THis kind of content is not consistent with 12160! I will refer this to the staff!"

"And WTF are Republicans doing besides creating more poverty?!"

"And you can't have a level playing field by allowing the top 1% to steal the rightful shares of the 99%. Fuck capitalism!"