Can't you tell by his nasty grin?
How about waving his flimsy badge made of tin?
If you're a patriot he will kick your door right in
If you're a conservative he doesn't consider it a sin,

Captain Reality closes in all he wants is just to win
He wants to take all you have with higher tax
He's funding illegal aliens to the max
Organizes massive lone gunmen attacks,

To keep you lying on your backs
Captain Reality knows how to act
He doesn't want you thinking deep
He just wants you to go to sleep,

With your tax he'll build a giant welfare state
Encourage unrest and racial hate
As his puppet leaders stage false debates,
For martial law he anxiously awaits,

Captain Reality wants you to dream
While he destroys the land of peaches and cream
He'll bring all the hostile refugees in
To attack, we, the honest citizens,

Captain Reality taps your telephone
Makes sure you stay all alone
He may take you out with a high tech drone
If you make too many secrets well known,

Captain Reality wants all your guns
He's the only one allowed to have any fun
By making sure patriots are on the run
He wants to remove the day and blacken the sun,

He wants to turn your little daughter into a whore
Make your son into a queen and what's more?
Indoctrinated once they come through the school doors
Captain Reality is rotten to the core,

Steal from the rich and give to the poor
Until there are no rich anymore
Communism Captain Reality adores
While he leads our enemies to our shores,

Captain Reality comes storming in
So wipe away that foolish grin
He is the Security State from within
No God or liberty now Hitler has a twin,

Honest news is gone it's all just spin
Captain Reality rewrites the scripts
He abolishes your semi-automatic clips
While sinking our ships with his loose lips,

There's nowhere to even run
Captain Reality is the Devil's son
He hates you if you're a Christian
Defeating him is a war that must be won.