The town council of Fruitvale Texas recently passed legislation requiring all new  business building construction must include gender neutral restroom facilities.

The legislation is very unspecific as to how such facilities must be designed or how many square feet of space must be used. Council members supporting the bill have argued that this is the best decision as it let's the free market decide the details.

The first business that is obeying the legislation is Big Bubba' s Shootin Pit, an indoor/outdoor gun range that just broke ground on their new building in February after their old building was condemned due to bullet hole rot.

"Our permits were already in hand when the law passed", said the owner Bubba Smith. "We've supported the legislation since inception because nobody should have to piss next to someone they are afraid of. So we've added a large urinal trough in the vacant lot next door. It's a good size urinal of six feet in length, three foot width, and 10 feet deep. It might not be the best facity some would want but it'll serve it's purpose."