You leave them so well
They don't exist they can go to hell
You leave them so well
They don't exist they can go to hell,

When marriage is a problem just leave
So what if it's their own pet peeve
They should have had something up their sleeve
It's not your job to gain any reprieves,

So I'm a girl with a past
Relationships will probably not last
Don't stand there so aghast
So what if I'm a snake in the grass?

You leave them so well
They don't exist they can go to hell
You leave them so well
They don't exist they can go to hell,

I'm a sinner but no saint
All good men are boring and quaint
And all those letters that you taint
Nothing compared to my favorite body paint,

Don't tell me about your family
Don't tell me about your poetry
Don't tell me about your humanity
I only want to know about your equity!

You think you know me so well
Oh I can tell because I lie so well
And you think you might be able to tell
You see I have my soul to sell,

You leave them so well
They don't exist they can go to hell
You leave them so well
They don't exist they can go to hell!