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Comment by Deep Space on February 7, 2016 at 11:43am

If alcoholism is actually a disease,
can we all,
at least agree, that it's the funnest disease
one can possibly be inflicted with?

What do you got?
I got lung cancer.

What's that like?

Well I can hardly breathe
every inhale / exhale is like another mountain to climb & descend.

How does that make you feel?

I don't know, I have trouble breathing.
I feel like I'm on the moon or Mars
where's there's a zero to low-oxygen content
& I have to struggle for every breathe that I take.

What do you got?

I have alcoholism.

How does that make you feel?

I don't know, I just get really creative & start to write really
amazing jokes.

Doctor: that's sounds terrible; almost as bad as lung cancer without the humor.

We can fix this disease. You need to stop drinking.
But the side-effect is that you won't be funny anymore.
But the bonus is that you'll live 3.567 years longer in this shithhole
that we all know as Human Experience.

That'll be $4866 dollars for me to tell you that.
If you can't afford it
the IRS is gonna take it from you
whether you like it or not.

Health is importation.

Love your government & fuck comedy.

Sell insurance, work in a cubicle, chop lumber
but never for whatever reason
ever drink alcohol & be funny,

That's just plain evil.

Think about your liver.

Don't think about the poisonous vaccines, water & GMO crap that we feed you.

Stop being funny & walk the line.

God bless sobriety.

Comment by Deep Space on February 7, 2016 at 11:12am

IDK it's been 31 years. If my liver holds grudges, I'm screwed; cause then there's always the spleen, kidneys & brain to contend with.

Comment by Tara on February 7, 2016 at 11:09am

You're liver must be giving you the finger right now.

Comment by Deep Space on February 7, 2016 at 10:03am

Haven't drunk that much alcohol since 1985.

Then again I started a new crappy slave job 2 days ago - coinkydink?