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Comment by TommyD on February 2, 2012 at 6:29am

This old man was shuffling down the street with his walker when he happened upon a young and attractive lady of the evening. Feeling a tiny spark of his youth he ask the hooker how much it would cost him for a good time.

The hooker replied, " Old man...you've had it!"

The old man then replied, " Oh....how much do I owe you?"

Comment by Marklar on February 1, 2012 at 5:56pm

Rick Santorum interpereted by bad lip reading.

Comment by TommyD on February 1, 2012 at 11:16am

More from The Lonely Island

Comment by TommyD on February 1, 2012 at 10:47am

My son turned me on to he Lonely Island and I love these guys....

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 11:31pm

Two preachers were standing beside the highway holding a huge banner that read, "THE END IS NEAR...TURN YOURSELF AROUND"

An 18 wheeler came barreling down the roadway and upon seeing the sign, the driver pulled his air horn while giving the preachers the finger.

He passed them and went around the sharp curve when shortly there came the sound of screeching brakes, crashing metal and a loud explosion.

One preacher looked to his partner and asked, "Do you think we should have wrote bridge is out instead?"

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 11:04pm

you might be a redneck if you are looking at your family tree and there is a tire swing hanging from it

Comment by Cryptocurrency on January 31, 2012 at 8:21pm

You might be a redneck if...

half the stuff in your home came free with the other half.

you get a clear picture only when the cat sits on the tv

someone knocks on your front door and your backdoor rattles (lol)

trick or treaters skip your home

you can name the entire cast of the dukes of hazard but not your congressmen

the liquor store owner gives you a ride home (original)

Comment by Justin A Horne on January 31, 2012 at 7:44pm

@TommyD: I wish everybody had that outlook on life.

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 7:30pm

If we lose our ability to laugh, have fun and enjoy life, then what the fuck are we fighting for in the first place?

I would much rather leave this planet with a smile on my face, a laugh in my gut and joy in my heart....all the while slipping on a banana peel and breaking my neck....

Comment by Justin A Horne on January 31, 2012 at 7:27pm

No, my friend, never too much doom! We can all use some humor now and then though lol. As my man Huey said about Obama when he got elected, "Hope is irrational."

                      

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