Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism (Satire)

HONG KONG—As soon as Bernie Sanders heard about the democratic protesters in Hong Kong, he knew something had to be done. The U.S. senator quickly chartered a flight to Hong Kong in order to throw himself into the fray.

Sanders bravely stood in the middle of the conflict between police and protesters, shouting at the "ungrateful little dissenters" that they don't know how good they have it under a Communist regime.

"Remember, you could have it a lot worse---you could be in America!" Sanders bellowed as police officers for the totalitarian regime beat protesters in the background. "Hey, you! You on the floor there! You're not looking very appreciative of living in one of the greatest Communist countries on earth!" Sanders continued his long-winded rant about the need for the government to own the means of production, how great breadlines are, and how bad things are in capitalist America as protesters got dragged away by police to be disappeared.

"Just think---in America, we have to pick between 14 different types of deodorant!" he said, his fingers flopping around like limp sausages.

According to sources, Beto O'Rourke is planning on joining Sanders to inform Chinese citizens how lucky they are that they don't live in a racist country like America.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-arrives-in-hong-kong-to-...

Views: 166

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Snopes is giving you 50 demerits on your social credit score for this.

China’s Curious Absence From a BRICS Business Conference

https://thediplomat.com/2019/05/chinas-curious-absence-from-a-brics...

When the ATF starts looking for scapegoats on the social media sites this will be a great piece of evidence for them! Just like all my stuff! 

RSS

"Destroying the New World Order"

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!

mobile page

12160.info/m

12160 Administrators

 

TOP CONTENT THIS WEEK

Latest Activity

Bob Renner posted photos
27 minutes ago
cheeki kea favorited Old Denmark's video
1 hour ago
Central Scrutinizer replied to Guardian of Scotland's discussion Ammo is about gone. If you do not have what you need now you may not find it.
"somebody needs to tell http://ammo.com cuz they're loaded for bear.....& deer....and…"
4 hours ago
Snakedaddy replied to Guardian of Scotland's discussion Ammo is about gone. If you do not have what you need now you may not find it.
"This is an ammo search engine. There is some left out there, but you better…"
8 hours ago
Aaron posted a video

The 34 Month FBI Coverup

This report focuses on the FBI's 34-month coverup involving the illegal spying on Team Trump. The report is based on recently declassified FBI documents.
10 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters posted a blog post

Studies of Surgical Masks Efficacy

As a person who went to medical school, I was shocked when I read…See More
11 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters posted a discussion

A Virologist Recants

IN THIS 2010 lecture, German virologist Stefan Lanka challenges the dominant thinking on germ…See More
12 hours ago
Phyllis Maka posted blog posts
12 hours ago
Aaron posted blog posts
13 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters commented on Old Denmark's video
13 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters favorited Old Denmark's video
13 hours ago
Central Scrutinizer favorited Phyllis Maka's blog post HAHA! HEY NANCY HOPE YOU DROP DEAD BEFORE BIDEN DOES! ALL YOU ARISTOCRATS YOU MUST BE IN YOUR 90'S or 100'S NOW
13 hours ago
Old Denmark posted videos
15 hours ago
Guardian of Scotland commented on Aaron's blog post U.S. SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS MUST BE ARRESTED AND DEPORTED IMMEDIATELY FOR IMMIGRATION FRAUD
"I meant to say naturalized versus nationalized. If they were not then this should be used by…"
17 hours ago
Guardian of Scotland commented on Aaron's blog post U.S. SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS MUST BE ARRESTED AND DEPORTED IMMEDIATELY FOR IMMIGRATION FRAUD
"Were her parents nationalized prior to her birth? "
17 hours ago
steve posted a discussion
18 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on Old Denmark's video
Thumbnail

Martial law coming to New Zealand very soon. The military told to use whatever force door to door.

"The Gov has no compassion for any individual or group of people in this country. They are already…"
20 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters commented on Central Scrutinizer's video
Thumbnail

If The Lottery Was Honest - Honest Ads

"My father once compared chances of winning lotto to a man standing on a balcony watching soldiers…"
22 hours ago
Chris of the family Masters favorited Central Scrutinizer's video
22 hours ago
cheeki kea commented on Aaron's photo
Thumbnail

blm-riot

"Blm types are low IQ thugs, who have no understanding of constraint, logic, reason, understanding,…"
23 hours ago

© 2020   Created by truth.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

content and site copyright 12160.info 2007-2019 - all rights reserved. unless otherwise noted