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Comment by DTOM on October 12, 2017 at 9:08am

Four Men on a Train
Posted on October 12, 2017 by Hal Apeeno
http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/four-men-train/209619

Four men were riding on a train together in the same compartment – a Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Khazar.

The Russian took a bottle of vodka out of his carry-on-luggage, poured some of it into a glass, drank it, and said, “In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world – nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as the vodka we make in Russia. And we have so much of it that we can just throw it away…” Saying that, he opened a window in the train compartment and threw the entire bottle of vodka out of the window.

The three men were quite impressed that the Russian had thrown out the bottle of Russian vodka.

Then, the Cuban took out a beautiful box of Havana Cigars and removed the wrapper from one of them and lit it, and as he began to smoke he said, “In Cuba, we have the best cigars. Havana Cigars are famous all over the world and nowhere are there so many good cigars. And, we have so many of them that we can just throw them away…” Saying that, he threw out the entire box of Havana Cigars out of the window.

The three men gasped as they watched the Cuban throw out the box of cigars.

Just then, the American stood up, opened the window again, and threw the Khazar out of the window.

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on August 17, 2017 at 10:28am

Best I could do to remember it, lmao

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on August 17, 2017 at 9:49am

One day a black nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab.

A cab stopped and picked her up.

During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”

The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.”

She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under three conditions. You have to be single, you have to be Catholic and you have to have some crack for me to smoke”

Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic! And I have a crackpipe loaded up and ready to go!””

The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.”

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work.

Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”

He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”

The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Barack Obama, I’m high on crack and I’m on my way to a costume party!”

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on May 26, 2017 at 3:45pm

Even better

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on May 26, 2017 at 2:36pm

Steve Hughes "While it's still legal"

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on November 20, 2016 at 7:08pm

Funny Kids Fails Compilation 2016 Part 8 by Life Awesome

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on November 10, 2016 at 6:28pm

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on October 21, 2016 at 3:48am

Funniest News Interviews Ever [Compilation]

(The Leprechaun hunt in the hood one's a riot...damn crackhead) 

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on November 24, 2015 at 11:09pm

Pussy Control

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on August 20, 2015 at 9:42pm

Pictures taken at JUST the right moment

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