Captain Reality the 12th Ascension
You’ve never taken a breath of air
You’re inside your mother her warmth is always there
Captain Reality with a pair of forceps just stares
Reaches inside a pregnant mother who no longer cares,
A Communist Commander sends three thousand men
Into the range of US Marine Corps howitzers again and again
They’re all wiped out, these are the grisly consequences when
Captain Reality looks on and he’s glad to attend,
For each needless atrocity
This warms the heartless heart of Captain Reality
Where circumstance sends the unwary into eternity
Where thoughtless commanders are engulfed in a fiery sea,
You’re a hot shot fighter jockey
Deadly dogfights are like playing a game of hockey
Suddenly your skilled opponent fires an air to air surprise
A missile is up your tail pipe it’s Captain Reality in disguise!
You thought you knew her so well
Your perfect angel turned into a demon from hell
Bet you wish you could just crawl into your shell
Captain Reality knowingly grins he’s got another soul to sell,
It feels like life just kicked you in the pants
You’re at the end of the Black Knight’s long lance
It seems you never got a second chance
On your grave Captain Reality does a dance!
Those Thanksgiving dinners when you had a family
You think back on those fond memories
Of happy get togethers and succulent turkey
But Captain Reality hands out tragedy after tragedy!
It’s your last day of elementary school
Its summer vacation everything’s cool
Suddenly Captain Reality changes the rules
It’s a zombie attack here come the ghouls!