Top 20 Conspiracy Theories That Have Already Sprung Up Around President Obama’s Birth Certificate

Politics Buzz Well, that didn't take long. All of the purported inconsistencies and mysterious anomalies with President Obama's long form birth certificate. And this is only within the first few hours of the document's release. Give the Birthers a few days to come up with some really juicy stuff.

1. The patterned background is too seamless for a document kept in a bound volume.
2. The “Date Accepted” is four days later than “Date of Birth.”
3. Smudges in box next to name of attendant.
4. M.D. who signed the document conveniently died eight years ago.
5. Two mysterious Xs above “twin” and “triplet.”
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6. Unexplained “8991” on document's right side.
7. “41” at to right of document looks suspicious.
8. Birth certificate of someone born at the same hospital a day later has a lower number.
9. There is no official seal.
10. Still says “Certificate of Live Birth.”
11. Instead of “African” under father's race, “Colored” or “Negro” would have been used in 1961.
12. The type for “Caucasian” is too perfect, not possible for a typewriter from 1961.
13. No footprint.
14. No birth weight.
15. Signature of mother and attendant are too similar.
16. Under hour of birth, the “M.” in “P.M.” is a different font.
17. Address for Obama's childhood home is the middle of a highway.
18. Hawaii's Governor until recently claimed there was no birth certificate.
19. Obviously Photoshopped.
20. We all know his real name is Barry Saetoro and he changed his name to Barack Obama after visiting Pakistan.

All of these theories have been culled from The Smoking Gun's article on the birth certificate and the resultin....

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Comment by Cryptocurrency on May 4, 2011 at 6:30pm: I can't stand mathews or any of them. if i ever see Beck in person I might actually shave his eyebrows.

Comment by 7R33SandR0P3S on May 2, 2011 at 7:50pm: @KRYPKE

"people were fools to ignore the facts." -Chris Mathews

Ignoring facts make people not only foolish but ignorant.

Comment by Cryptocurrency on April 30, 2011 at 3:48pm: Saw Chris Mathews the other night and all he could say about it was people were fools to ignore the facts. But he presented nothing in the way of facts. He merely made the statement. People think that because someone is on television that they must be telling the truth. Retarded."It's real because Chris Mathews says it's real." Riiiight. Idiots.

"Sensation sells", I like that Tara. Sounds like a great chapter for a book actually. As much as it would be insightful to so many to show how much we are distracted by all of this sensationalist B.S, I'm so sick of it, lol.

Comment by 7R33SandR0P3S on April 30, 2011 at 12:46am: Lame MSM Propaganda machine --> Expert: No Doubt Obama's Birth Certificate Is Legit - FoxNews.com http://t.co/Vw5VxyD

Comment by 7R33SandR0P3S on April 29, 2011 at 2:34pm: The White House Blog

President Obama's Long Form Birth Certificate

Play on words or clue?

Whitehouse.gov blog Refers to Birth Certificate as "a fake issue".

Yes indeed it is fake and fraudulent.

At a time of great consequence for this country – when we should be debating how we win the future, reduce our deficit, deal with high gas prices, and bring stability to the Middle East, Washington, DC, was once again distracted by a fake issue. The President’s hope is that with this step, we can move on to debating the bigger issues that matter to the American people and the future of the country.

Comment by Nikki on April 29, 2011 at 9:41am: From Mike Adams:

Obama birth certificate is just as authentic as the money supply, the food supply and Obamacare
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, NaturalNews Editor

(NaturalNews) The Birthers just don't know when to quit, do they? Now that the White House has released President Obama's birth certificate, the case is now closed, but they just won't stop ranting about it. Why are these birthers still complaining?

They claim the birth certificate document is a fake. Why does that matter? But of course the document is a fake. It's not "merely" fake; it's so fake that the whole thing has become an IQ test for figuring out how many people can be so easily fooled by a fake (http://www.prisonplanet.com/new-oba...). If I turned in a document like this as part of an effort to get a home loan, for example, and I assembled it layer by layer with obvious cutting and pasting of numbers from multiple sources in order to fake my reported income levels, I would be guilty of a felony crime. At the very least, I would be laughed out of the room. "Are you kidding me? This is your best attempt at falsifying an income statement?" they would say. Even a high school kid with a scanner and Photoshop knows how to make a more convincing forgery than this... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eOf...)

For an explanation of why it's all so obviously a fake, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJf...

But I ask the far more important question: Does it matter that it's a fake in the first place? Given that most of the U.S. government's job statistics are fake, and that the U.S. dollar is being counterfeited on a daily basis by the Fed, and that virtually the entire U.S. economy is built on fake "abundance" that's really just more debt spending... isn't it is some way actually more authentic to have a President at the helm who faked his birth certificate?

It's almost like he's more qualified for the job, you see, running the fake economy with fake dollars while the mainstream media distributes all the fake news. And then in between the fake news bits, the advertisers come on and promote their fake foods, and fake pharmaceuticals which are approved based on faked science approved by FDA regulators who are faking it, too.

Couples are now artificially fertilized (fake conception!), and when their children are born, they feed them fake milk (infant formula). They grow up on fake sweeteners and fake (artificial) colors. In school, they're taught fake U.S. history so that they have fake ideas of how the world really works. When they're old enough, they get to participate in faked voting schemes where the winners are already determined.

And thanks to the internet, we live in a world of fake friends, fake emotions and fake sex. Football games are played on fake grass, and today's "reality" TV shows are all faked, too. Professional wrestling is fake (but MMA isn't), and most of the news consumed by the masses is entirely fabricated. Even the science behind most of modern medicine is faked, fabricated or twisted around in order to get the results the drug companies want to see.

And oh yeah, the drugs are faked, too, especially the antidepressants which appear to work only because of the Placebo Effect -- which is real, even though it only exists in the mind.

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Comment by Tara on April 29, 2011 at 12:56am: I still believe this is a major distraction and look how distracted we all have become with this issue.

And yes Krypke.... it's a joke but a joke played on us I believe, just like the "Royal Wedding" BS. Keep everybody distracted by a big sensational news story instead of actually looking at what really is going on behind the curtain. Sensation sells so to keep the people forever spinning in a hamster wheel, to never realize they could easily step out of the wheel and into the real..... being the change they seek.

The birth certificate issue has become such a waste of time and energy IMO, because even if Barry Soetero's (aka...Obama) birth certificate is a fraud, is that going to change the fact that we are being massively raped financially and our country is going the way of serfdom? I don't think so. Isn't Obama just a puppet to his masters anyways? Even if they impeached Obama over this issue we would just get another stooge to take his place, like Biden for instance. Yeah.... we'd be in such a better situation if he became the fill in puppet.

Yes..... it's time to move on......

Comment by Nikki on April 28, 2011 at 8:19pm: Absolute retards, KRYPKE.

It's a joke for sure but it's a deliberate one at this point. They hope we continue to waste time as elections get closer.

Comment by Cryptocurrency on April 28, 2011 at 7:52pm: Does feel a bit dragged out. Although so many have worked so hard at investigating the truth of this matter. Just look at it. Lol it's a complete joke.

Americans are retarded. I'm convinced.