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Comment by Cryptocurrency on January 31, 2012 at 8:21pm

You might be a redneck if...

half the stuff in your home came free with the other half.

you get a clear picture only when the cat sits on the tv

someone knocks on your front door and your backdoor rattles (lol)

trick or treaters skip your home

you can name the entire cast of the dukes of hazard but not your congressmen

the liquor store owner gives you a ride home (original)

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 7:30pm

If we lose our ability to laugh, have fun and enjoy life, then what the fuck are we fighting for in the first place?

I would much rather leave this planet with a smile on my face, a laugh in my gut and joy in my heart....all the while slipping on a banana peel and breaking my neck....

Comment by truth on January 31, 2012 at 7:15pm

What are you saying Justin, too much doom...lol

Politically Incorrect Theater

Comment by Tara on January 31, 2012 at 6:38pm

Awesome group Tommy! Thanks for the chuckles ;)

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 6:28pm

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 6:03pm

I took my wife out for diner the other night to an expensive, high class restaurant.

As we scanned the over priced menu, the waiter walked up to take her order.

I told him that I wanted a t-bone steak cooked rare

He asked me, " Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

I told him, "No, she can order whatever she wants..."

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 5:57pm

An exercise in futility......try this...

Verbally repeat as rapidly as you can 5 times

Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 5:44pm

I agree, thanks for the suggestion

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 5:40pm

If you want clean comedy...go watch BILL COSBY!!!!

Comment by TommyD on January 31, 2012 at 5:30pm

LMFAO

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