Tits You Can't Touch (Original Humor)

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By Marklar

March 09, 2011

 

A recent occurance during a 12160 Roundtable discussion on Tinychat has brought a few thoughts to mind that I would like to share with our membership.

Although I was not present for the occurance it appears that the Tinychat was created and left as a public room, rather than as being set to be a private room (a situation that has now been rectified), and at some point a number of young ladies entered and proceeded to expose themselves on camera with the encouragement of a few of the room's male participants. At a recent admin meeting many of our admins expressed concerns that this was innapropriate behaviour. I on the other hand must disagree and further assert that these young ladies pulled off one of the greatest and most profound pieces of allegorical political theater that has ever graced a webcam. Allow me to explain.

First let us examine the nature of tits you can't touch:

  • They tend to look pretty good on camera (depending on the tits presented and your personal tastes).
  • They do their best to get you excited and all worked up.
  • They can never really connect with you on a personal level no matter the promises they make.
  • Ultimately they leave you disappointed, frustrated and sadly unfulfilled.


Then you have politicians:

  • They tend to look pretty good on camera (depending on the boob presented and your personal tastes).
  • They do their best to get you excited and all worked up.
  • They can never really connect with you on a personal level no matter the promises they make.
  • Ultimately they leave you disappointed, frustrated and sadly unfulfilled.


Aha! Now you start to see the politically saavy genius of our seemingly random young roundtable vixens. I bet you didn't even know that politics could be that much fun did you? No doubt these were young activists so politically astute as to be so far beyond the ken of mere 12160 members that even Henry Kissinger would be dumbfounded (as well as slightly aroused).


Unfortunately most of the young ladies who appeared on cam are probably already sleeping with someone or even married, and therefore have no real interest in you - just as most politicians are already married to or in bed with corporate lobbyists and therefore have no real interest in you. Those booby bouncing young activists just get geniuser and geniuser the more you think about it don't they?

So the next time you see a tit from Schenectady or a boob from D.C. in front of a camera just turn the screen off and walk away. Letting yourself get excited about it just isn't worth the dissapointment later on.

 

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Comment by Nobody Will Observe on March 3, 2014 at 6:07pm

Stroke

Comment by Less Prone on March 3, 2014 at 10:56am

Good observation, there are amazing parallels.

Comment by Tara on March 10, 2011 at 12:57am

I think you're on to something Mark, but I might add...... one might just get their own tits in a ringer getting all riled up about a young tit (vixen) or an old boob (politician). They're both out to sell illusion. While drooling in fantasy land, one might set you up for jail and the other might rob you blind or perhaps..... both do the same or reverse. Isn't that just great!!!! Beware of those that hide in front of the camera eye....not everything is what it seems.

Comment by Nikki on March 9, 2011 at 6:50pm
LOL, Marklar.  Bet the RT is crowded tonight.

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