Off The Deep End - 'Deep Space' Free-Flow Thoughts (An Ongoing Eruption)



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Comment by Deep Space on May 30, 2015 at 2:26pm

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #340 [05/30/15]

Midget Escort Service

Comment by Deep Space on May 29, 2015 at 6:33pm

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #339 [05/29/15]

And here she is folks. 21 year old, Jyoti Amge.
The world's shortest woman,
standing tall at a little over two feet.
She's gotta be practically every pedophile's wet dream
who worries about legal issues.

Comment by Deep Space on May 28, 2015 at 4:17pm

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #338 [05/28/15]

Tiny People Living In Kim Kardashian's Big Fat Horse Ass / World's Shortest Woman

Comment by Deep Space on May 27, 2015 at 7:53am

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #337 [05/27/15]

When are we gonna start exercising our 2nd Amendment Rights & start shooting traitorous Oath-Breaking Pigs like our forefathers did?

And how come we don't have foremothers?

Were we immaculately conceived in reverse with just sperm?

Comment by Deep Space on May 26, 2015 at 7:45pm

I'll eat anything as long as it's not flat-bread. No more flat shit for me.

I'll eat a basketball before I eat anything else that's flat at this point.

Comment by Deep Space on May 26, 2015 at 7:36pm

  ...and talk about important shit maybe? Doesn't even have to be that important. If it's got lots of sour cream on it, I'm good.

Comment by Deep Space on May 26, 2015 at 7:33pm

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #332 [05/26/15]

Yeah ok the earth is flat & your brain is shaped like a taco that's been run over by a Mack Truck. Can we move on now...?

Comment by Deep Space on May 26, 2015 at 1:52pm

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #331 [05/26/15]

Old Girlfriends

Why do old girlfriends keep checking-up on me
on social media?
I was a reliable premature ejaculator
with a medium-sized dick;
a shitty boyfriend who didn't have the ability to
address your emotional needs
and totally cheap.

What's the obsession?

I'm doing comedy now & I'm not even that funny.

Leave me the fuck alone.

Comment by Deep Space on May 26, 2015 at 7:42am

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #330 [05/26/15]

Best Burrito Ever

I can still buy the best burrito ever
within a 0.5 mile radius of where I live.

One of the many advantages of allowing
hundreds of millions of illegal Mexican immigrants who cross across the Border.

Beats the shit out of McDonalds for GMO-free food
that tastes pretty fucking awesome.

Plus their workers
get paid WAY over 15 dollars an hour tax-free.

Just like the doods who mow my lawn.
Good for them.

I'm gonna apply for a shit job
at Walmart tomorrow
cause I'm a white retarded, fat American
who couldn’t make a delicious tasting burrito
or mow your lawn, if my fat-ass Caucasian life depended upon it.

Fuck suicide.
If I'm hired.
I will reinvigorate your shelves at Walmart
cause I'm white & have a worthless college degree that runs me up to 200 grand in debt.

Comment by Deep Space on May 26, 2015 at 7:12am

FREE FLOW THOUGHT #329 [05/26/15]

If humans already die on their own for free

why are we spending so many tax-dollars on killing them?

Seems like a bad investment to me.


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